In 2016, I pitched a blog idea to a local media startup seeking freelancers to build content for their site. I suggested a parenting humor column.
The Mothership ran until the site closed in December 2019. With most of my professional work consisting of ghostwritten pieces, it is the one place where my voice is completely my own. For better or worse, it’s the best way to get to know me.
Parent’s Guide to a Day at the Pool
12:35 p.m. Proceed to locker room. Allow ample time for bathroom breaks, twisted suit straps, complaints about hunger, and hushed explanations on why you can’t just yell “ARE THEY NAKED?”